i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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