I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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