chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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