thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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