Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Pooping to opera.
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