Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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