I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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