those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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