I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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