my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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