It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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