You're a womanizer and a bitch.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
