Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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