girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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