Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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