she was so not down for the gang bang
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
