What did we do last night that was yellow?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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