i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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