I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Are we still banned from the library?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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