He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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