Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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