Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(757): View more from Virginia

then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck

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(713): View more from Texas

We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.

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(714): View more from California

no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.

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(614): View more from Ohio

i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight

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(727): View more from Florida

Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.

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