Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(636): View more from Missouri

I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes

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(562): View more from California

trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people

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(937): View more from Ohio

there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts

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(518): View more from New York

i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.

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(847): View more from Illinois

If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.

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(512): View more from Texas

There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.

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(716): View more from New York

the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there

(210): View more from Texas

You just said he's hot

(732): View more from New Jersey

NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

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