Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(256): View more from Alabama

So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.

(256): View more from Alabama

that was the beginning of the end.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate

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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods

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(760): View more from California

I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!

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(904): View more from Florida

We almost ended up sober because of u!!

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(317): View more from Indiana

Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?

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