it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.