Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize