I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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