hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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