i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Randomize
