it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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