playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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