We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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