Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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