i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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