You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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