Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
handjob tips. give me some.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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