i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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