I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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