Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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