Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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