and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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