Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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