I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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