I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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