so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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