i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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