i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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