O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
there's paper in my vomit.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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