i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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