told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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