There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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