Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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