She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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