i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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