I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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