hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I will pee on everything he values.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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