brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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