I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
