the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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